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This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for stylish moms, polished mom friends, elevated everyday outfit lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for school pickup, errands, coffee runs, casual weekends, vacations, mom nights out, or everyday outfits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Oxblood Black, Heather Mauve, and Natural. Sizes S through 3XL. 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This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for stylish moms, polished mom friends, elevated everyday outfit lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for school pickup, errands, coffee runs, casual weekends, vacations, mom nights out, or everyday outfits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Natural, Heather Mauve, Heather Stone, and Black. Sizes S through 3XL. 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This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for stylish moms, polished mom friends, elevated everyday outfit lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for school pickup, errands, coffee runs, casual weekends, vacations, mom nights out, or everyday outfits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Natural, Heather Mauve, Heather Dusty Blue, and Heather Stone. Sizes S through 3XL. 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This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for stylish moms, polished mom friends, elevated everyday outfit lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for school pickup, errands, coffee runs, casual weekends, vacations, mom nights out, or everyday outfits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Natural, Heather Mauve, Heather Dusty Blue, and Soft Cream. Sizes S through 3XL. 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This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for stylish moms, polished mom friends, elevated everyday outfit lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for school pickup, errands, coffee runs, casual weekends, vacations, mom nights out, or everyday outfits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Natural, Heather Mauve, Heather Stone, and Soft Cream. Sizes S through 3XL. 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This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for stylish moms, polished mom friends, elevated everyday outfit lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for school pickup, errands, coffee runs, casual weekends, vacations, mom nights out, or everyday outfits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Oxblood Black, Heather Mauve, and Natural. Sizes S through 3XL. Pair it with the matching canvas tote for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/geriatric-mom-club-premium-canvas-tote-bag\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-premium-canvas-bag-20-img2-logo.jpg?v=1782602851\" alt=\"Geriatric Mom Club Premium Canvas Tote Bag\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching canvas tote\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eGeriatric Mom Club Premium Canvas Tote Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51919314583768,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51919314616536,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51919314649304,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51919314682072,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919314714840,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919314747608,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ S","offer_id":51919314780376,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ M","offer_id":51919314813144,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ L","offer_id":51919314845912,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ XL","offer_id":51919314878680,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919314911448,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919314944216,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ S","offer_id":51919314976984,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ M","offer_id":51919315009752,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ L","offer_id":51919315042520,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":51919315075288,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919315108056,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919315140824,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":51919315173592,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":51919315206360,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":51919315239128,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":51919315271896,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919315304664,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919315337432,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/p20i5.jpg?v=1782602847"},{"product_id":"dead-tired-since-35-womens-bella-canvas-graphic-tee","title":"Dead Tired Since 35 Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Dead Tired Since 35 Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee is a funny dark-humor mom shirt from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, and advanced maternal age moms who like their motherhood jokes honest. 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Pair it with the matching canvas tote for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/advanced-maternal-rage-large-cricut-tote-bag\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-03-03-advanced-maternal-rage-design-detail_77cf1f55-5ea1-4df2-8c06-8d6edff3e847.jpg?v=1782610873\" alt=\"Advanced Maternal Rage Large Cricut Tote Bag\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching canvas tote\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eAdvanced Maternal Rage Large Cricut Tote Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51919419179224,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51919419211992,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51919419244760,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51919419277528,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919419310296,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919419343064,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ S","offer_id":51919419375832,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ M","offer_id":51919419408600,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ L","offer_id":51919419441368,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ XL","offer_id":51919419474136,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919419506904,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919419539672,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":51919419572440,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":51919419605208,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":51919419637976,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":51919419670744,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919419703512,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919419736280,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":51919419769048,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":51919419801816,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":51919419834584,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":51919419867352,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919419900120,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919419932888,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-03-03-advanced-maternal-rage-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610395"},{"product_id":"powered-by-spite-and-snack-bags-womens-bella-canvas-graphic-tee","title":"Powered By Spite And Snack Bags Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Powered By Spite And Snack Bags Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee is a funny dark-humor mom shirt from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, and advanced maternal age moms who like their motherhood jokes honest. 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Pair it with the matching canvas tote for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/powered-by-spite-and-snack-bags-large-cricut-tote-bag\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-04-04-powered-by-spite-snack-bags-design-detail_fe829b92-11e3-4205-b54e-2f6472691a2e.jpg?v=1782610874\" alt=\"Powered By Spite And Snack Bags Large Cricut Tote Bag\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching canvas tote\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003ePowered By Spite And Snack Bags Large Cricut Tote Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51919419965656,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51919419998424,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51919420031192,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51919420063960,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919420096728,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919420129496,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ S","offer_id":51919420162264,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ M","offer_id":51919420195032,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ L","offer_id":51919420227800,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ XL","offer_id":51919420260568,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919420293336,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919420326104,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":51919420358872,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":51919420391640,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":51919420424408,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":51919420457176,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919420489944,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919420522712,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ S","offer_id":51919420555480,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ M","offer_id":51919420588248,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ L","offer_id":51919420621016,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ XL","offer_id":51919420653784,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919420686552,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919420719320,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-04-04-powered-by-spite-snack-bags-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610404"},{"product_id":"bedtime-hostage-negotiation-womens-bella-canvas-graphic-tee","title":"Bedtime Hostage Negotiation Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Bedtime Hostage Negotiation Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee is a funny dark-humor mom shirt from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, and advanced maternal age moms who like their motherhood jokes honest. This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for coffee runs, school pickup, girls trips, errands, lazy weekends, or any day that needs honest mom humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Oxblood Black, Dark Grey, and Navy. Sizes S through 3XL. 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This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for coffee runs, school pickup, girls trips, errands, lazy weekends, or any day that needs honest mom humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Oxblood Black, Dark Grey, and Dark Olive. Sizes S through 3XL. Pair it with the matching canvas tote for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/high-risk-low-patience-large-cricut-tote-bag\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-06-06-high-risk-low-patience-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610422\" alt=\"High Risk Low Patience Large Cricut Tote Bag\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching canvas tote\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eHigh Risk Low Patience Large Cricut Tote Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51919422718168,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51919422750936,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51919422783704,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51919422816472,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919422849240,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919422882008,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ S","offer_id":51919422914776,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ M","offer_id":51919422947544,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ L","offer_id":51919422980312,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ XL","offer_id":51919423013080,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919423045848,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919423078616,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":51919423111384,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":51919423144152,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":51919423176920,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":51919423209688,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919423242456,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919423275224,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Olive \/ S","offer_id":51919423307992,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Olive \/ M","offer_id":51919423340760,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Olive \/ L","offer_id":51919423373528,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Olive \/ XL","offer_id":51919423406296,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Olive \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919423439064,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Olive \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919423471832,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-06-06-high-risk-low-patience-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610422"},{"product_id":"too-old-for-this-playdate-womens-bella-canvas-graphic-tee","title":"Too Old For This Playdate Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Too Old For This Playdate Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee is a funny dark-humor mom shirt from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, and advanced maternal age moms who like their motherhood jokes honest. This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for coffee runs, school pickup, girls trips, errands, lazy weekends, or any day that needs honest mom humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Oxblood Black, Dark Grey, and Heather Maroon. Sizes S through 3XL. Pair it with the matching canvas tote for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/too-old-for-this-playdate-large-cricut-tote-bag\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-07-07-too-old-for-this-playdate-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610432\" alt=\"Too Old For This Playdate Large Cricut Tote Bag\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching canvas tote\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eToo Old For This Playdate Large Cricut Tote Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51919423504600,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51919423537368,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51919423570136,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51919423602904,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919423635672,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919423668440,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ S","offer_id":51919423701208,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ M","offer_id":51919423733976,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ L","offer_id":51919423766744,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ XL","offer_id":51919423799512,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919423832280,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919423865048,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":51919423897816,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":51919423930584,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":51919423963352,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":51919423996120,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919424028888,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919424061656,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ S","offer_id":51919424094424,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ M","offer_id":51919424127192,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ L","offer_id":51919424159960,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":51919424192728,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919424225496,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919424258264,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-07-07-too-old-for-this-playdate-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610432"},{"product_id":"screaming-internally-since-35-womens-bella-canvas-graphic-tee","title":"Screaming Internally Since 35 Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Screaming Internally Since 35 Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee is a funny dark-humor mom shirt from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, and advanced maternal age moms who like their motherhood jokes honest. This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for coffee runs, school pickup, girls trips, errands, lazy weekends, or any day that needs honest mom humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Oxblood Black, Dark Grey, and Forest. Sizes S through 3XL. 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This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for coffee runs, school pickup, girls trips, errands, lazy weekends, or any day that needs honest mom humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Oxblood Black, Dark Grey, and Navy. Sizes S through 3XL. Pair it with the matching canvas tote for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/sleep-deprived-slightly-haunted-large-cricut-tote-bag\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-09-09-sleep-deprived-slightly-haunted-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610450\" alt=\"Sleep Deprived Slightly Haunted Large Cricut Tote Bag\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching canvas tote\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eSleep Deprived Slightly Haunted Large Cricut Tote Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51919425077464,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51919425110232,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51919425143000,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51919425175768,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919425208536,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919425241304,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ S","offer_id":51919425274072,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ M","offer_id":51919425306840,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ L","offer_id":51919425339608,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ XL","offer_id":51919425372376,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919425405144,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919425437912,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":51919425470680,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":51919425503448,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":51919425536216,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":51919425568984,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919425601752,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919425634520,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51919425667288,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51919425700056,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51919425732824,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51919425765592,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919425798360,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919425831128,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-09-09-sleep-deprived-slightly-haunted-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610450"},{"product_id":"snack-dealer-with-joint-pain-womens-bella-canvas-graphic-tee","title":"Snack Dealer With Joint Pain Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Snack Dealer With Joint Pain Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee is a funny dark-humor mom shirt from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, and advanced maternal age moms who like their motherhood jokes honest. This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for coffee runs, school pickup, girls trips, errands, lazy weekends, or any day that needs honest mom humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Oxblood Black, Dark Grey, and Military Green. Sizes S through 3XL. 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This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for coffee runs, school pickup, girls trips, errands, lazy weekends, or any day that needs honest mom humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Oxblood Black, Dark Grey, and Dark Olive. Sizes S through 3XL. 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This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for coffee runs, school pickup, girls trips, errands, lazy weekends, or any day that needs honest mom humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Oxblood Black, Dark Grey, and Forest. Sizes S through 3XL. Pair it with the matching canvas tote for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-need-a-minute-and-a-chiropractor-large-cricut-tote-bag\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-12-12-need-minute-and-chiropractor-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610519\" alt=\"I Need A Minute And A Chiropractor Large Cricut Tote Bag\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching canvas tote\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eI Need A Minute And A Chiropractor Large Cricut Tote Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51919431827672,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51919431860440,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51919431893208,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51919431925976,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919431958744,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919431991512,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ S","offer_id":51919432024280,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ M","offer_id":51919432057048,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ L","offer_id":51919432089816,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ XL","offer_id":51919432122584,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919432155352,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919432188120,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":51919432220888,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":51919432253656,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":51919432286424,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":51919432319192,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919432351960,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919432384728,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ S","offer_id":51919432417496,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ M","offer_id":51919432450264,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ L","offer_id":51919432483032,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ XL","offer_id":51919432515800,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919432548568,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919432581336,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-12-12-need-minute-and-chiropractor-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610519"},{"product_id":"my-pelvic-floor-filed-a-complaint-womens-bella-canvas-graphic-tee","title":"My Pelvic Floor Filed A Complaint Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Pelvic Floor Filed A Complaint Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee is a funny dark-humor mom shirt from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, and advanced maternal age moms who like their motherhood jokes honest. This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for coffee runs, school pickup, girls trips, errands, lazy weekends, or any day that needs honest mom humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Oxblood Black, Dark Grey, and Navy. Sizes S through 3XL. 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This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for garden moms, plant lovers, farmers market friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the garden center, farmers market, school pickup, coffee runs, errands, or casual weekend plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Oxblood Black, Dark Grey, and Military Green. Sizes S through 3XL. 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This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for coffee runs, school pickup, girls trips, errands, lazy weekends, or any day that needs honest mom humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Oxblood Black, Dark Grey, and Navy. Sizes S through 3XL. Pair it with the matching canvas tote for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/send-coffee-not-advice-large-cricut-tote-bag\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-15-15-send-coffee-not-advice-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610552\" alt=\"Send Coffee Not Advice Large Cricut Tote Bag\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching canvas tote\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eSend Coffee Not Advice Large Cricut Tote Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51919434285272,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51919434318040,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51919434350808,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51919434383576,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919434416344,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919434449112,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ S","offer_id":51919434481880,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ M","offer_id":51919434514648,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ L","offer_id":51919434547416,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ XL","offer_id":51919434580184,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919434612952,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919434645720,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":51919434678488,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":51919434711256,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":51919434744024,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":51919434776792,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919434809560,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919434842328,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51919434875096,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51919434907864,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51919434940632,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51919434973400,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919435006168,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919435038936,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-15-15-send-coffee-not-advice-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610552"},{"product_id":"one-snack-away-from-a-breakdown-womens-bella-canvas-graphic-tee","title":"One Snack Away From A Breakdown Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe One Snack Away From A Breakdown Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee is a funny dark-humor mom shirt from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, and advanced maternal age moms who like their motherhood jokes honest. This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for coffee runs, school pickup, girls trips, errands, lazy weekends, or any day that needs honest mom humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Oxblood Black, Dark Grey, and Forest. Sizes S through 3XL. 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This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for coffee runs, school pickup, girls trips, errands, lazy weekends, or any day that needs honest mom humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Oxblood Black, Dark Grey, and Military Green. Sizes S through 3XL. 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This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for coffee runs, school pickup, girls trips, errands, lazy weekends, or any day that needs honest mom humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Oxblood Black, Dark Grey, and Navy. Sizes S through 3XL. Pair it with the matching canvas tote for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/coffee-ibuprofen-bad-attitude-large-cricut-tote-bag\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-18-18-coffee-ibuprofen-bad-attitude-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610578\" alt=\"Coffee Ibuprofen Bad Attitude Large Cricut Tote Bag\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching canvas tote\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eCoffee Ibuprofen Bad Attitude Large Cricut Tote Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51919440085208,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51919440117976,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51919440150744,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51919440183512,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919440216280,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919440249048,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ S","offer_id":51919440281816,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ M","offer_id":51919440314584,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ L","offer_id":51919440347352,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ XL","offer_id":51919440380120,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919440412888,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919440445656,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":51919440478424,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":51919440511192,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":51919440543960,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":51919440576728,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919440609496,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919440642264,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51919440675032,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51919440707800,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51919440740568,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51919440773336,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51919440806104,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51919440838872,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-18-18-coffee-ibuprofen-bad-attitude-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610578"},{"product_id":"premium-aged-chaos-womens-bella-canvas-graphic-tee","title":"Premium Aged Chaos Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Premium Aged Chaos Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee is a funny dark-humor mom shirt from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, and advanced maternal age moms who like their motherhood jokes honest. This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for coffee runs, school pickup, girls trips, errands, lazy weekends, or any day that needs honest mom humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Oxblood Black, Dark Grey, and Forest. Sizes S through 3XL. 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This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for coffee runs, school pickup, girls trips, errands, lazy weekends, or any day that needs honest mom humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Oxblood Black, Dark Grey, and Navy. Sizes S through 3XL. 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Pair it with the matching canvas tote for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/garden-club-after-35-large-cricut-tote-bag\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/01-garden-club-after-35-logo-detail_f985b3ca-bc46-48d0-b4cb-f42b5ae59231.jpg?v=1783166861\" alt=\"Garden Club After 35 Large Cricut Tote Bag\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching canvas tote\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eGarden Club After 35 Large Cricut Tote Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":51946020077784,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":51946020110552,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":51946020143320,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":51946020176088,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":51946020208856,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":51946020241624,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ S","offer_id":51946020274392,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ M","offer_id":51946020307160,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ L","offer_id":51946020339928,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":51946020372696,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":51946020405464,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":51946020438232,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dusty Blue \/ S","offer_id":51946020471000,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dusty Blue \/ M","offer_id":51946020503768,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dusty Blue \/ L","offer_id":51946020536536,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dusty Blue \/ XL","offer_id":51946020569304,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dusty Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":51946020602072,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dusty Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":51946020634840,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ S","offer_id":51946020667608,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ M","offer_id":51946020700376,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ L","offer_id":51946020733144,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ XL","offer_id":51946020765912,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 2XL","offer_id":51946020798680,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 3XL","offer_id":51946020831448,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/01-garden-club-after-35-logo-detail.jpg?v=1783166855"},{"product_id":"pearls-in-the-potting-shed-women-s-bella-canvas-graphic-tee","title":"Pearls In The Potting Shed Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Pearls In The Potting Shed Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee is a garden mom Bella Canvas graphic tee from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, garden moms, plant lovers, and advanced maternal age moms growing kids, standards, and maybe tomatoes. 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This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for garden moms, plant lovers, farmers market friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the garden center, farmers market, school pickup, coffee runs, errands, or casual weekend plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Natural, Heather Mauve, Heather Dusty Blue, and Soft Cream. Sizes S through 3XL. 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Pair it with the matching canvas tote for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/raised-beds-lower-back-pain-large-cricut-tote-bag\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/04-raised-beds-lower-back-pain-logo-detail_2595c89a-49d5-4b43-880f-8b5ae31d5c3a.jpg?v=1783166899\" alt=\"Raised Beds Lower Back Pain Large Cricut Tote Bag\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching canvas tote\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eRaised Beds Lower Back Pain Large Cricut Tote Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":51946037739736,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":51946037772504,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":51946037805272,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":51946037838040,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":51946037870808,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":51946037903576,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ S","offer_id":51946037936344,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ M","offer_id":51946037969112,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ L","offer_id":51946038001880,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":51946038034648,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":51946038067416,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":51946038100184,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dusty Blue \/ S","offer_id":51946038132952,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dusty Blue \/ M","offer_id":51946038165720,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dusty Blue \/ L","offer_id":51946038198488,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dusty Blue \/ XL","offer_id":51946038231256,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dusty Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":51946038264024,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dusty Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":51946038296792,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ S","offer_id":51946038329560,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ M","offer_id":51946038362328,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ L","offer_id":51946038395096,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ XL","offer_id":51946038427864,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 2XL","offer_id":51946038460632,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 3XL","offer_id":51946038493400,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/04-raised-beds-lower-back-pain-logo-detail.jpg?v=1783166892"},{"product_id":"bloom-late-hydrate-often-women-s-bella-canvas-graphic-tee","title":"Bloom Late Hydrate Often Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Bloom Late Hydrate Often Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee is a garden mom Bella Canvas graphic tee from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, garden moms, plant lovers, and advanced maternal age moms growing kids, standards, and maybe tomatoes. 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This shirt is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for garden moms, plant lovers, farmers market friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the garden center, farmers market, school pickup, coffee runs, errands, or casual weekend plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Natural, Heather Mauve, Heather Dusty Blue, and Soft Cream. Sizes S through 3XL. 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Pair it with the matching canvas tote for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/pruning-standards-raising-kids-large-cricut-tote-bag\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/07-pruning-standards-raising-kids-logo-detail_988a623f-9a54-4bd5-9d45-7490e82b19e1.jpg?v=1783166939\" alt=\"Pruning Standards Raising Kids Large Cricut Tote Bag\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching canvas tote\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003ePruning Standards Raising Kids Large Cricut Tote Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_TOTE_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":51946044915928,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":51946044948696,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":51946044981464,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":51946045014232,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":51946045047000,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":51946045079768,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ S","offer_id":51946045112536,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ M","offer_id":51946045145304,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ L","offer_id":51946045178072,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":51946045210840,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":51946045243608,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":51946045276376,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dusty Blue \/ S","offer_id":51946045309144,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dusty Blue \/ M","offer_id":51946045341912,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dusty Blue \/ L","offer_id":51946045374680,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dusty Blue \/ XL","offer_id":51946045407448,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dusty Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":51946045440216,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dusty Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":51946045472984,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ S","offer_id":51946045505752,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ M","offer_id":51946045538520,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ L","offer_id":51946045571288,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ XL","offer_id":51946045604056,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 2XL","offer_id":51946045636824,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 3XL","offer_id":51946045669592,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/07-pruning-standards-raising-kids-logo-detail.jpg?v=1783166932"},{"product_id":"overstimulated-at-the-yacht-club-women-s-bella-canvas-graphic-tee","title":"Overstimulated At The Yacht Club Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Overstimulated At The Yacht Club Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee is a travel and vacation mom Bella Canvas graphic tee from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, vacation moms, cruise moms, beach-trip planners, and advanced maternal age moms coordinating everyone else's chaos. 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