{"title":"Canvas Bags","description":"\u003cp\u003eMatching Geriatric Mom Life canvas bags made to pair with the T-shirt designs.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"gml-01-geriatric-mom-life-premium-chaos-premium-canvas-bag","title":"Geriatric Mom Life Premium Chaos Premium Canvas Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Geriatric Mom Life Premium Chaos Premium Canvas Tote Bag is a mom-life canvas tote bag from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, stylish mom friends, and advanced maternal age moms who want grown-woman humor with everyday polish. This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for stylish moms, polished mom friends, elevated everyday outfit lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. Pair it with the matching shirt for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/gml-01-geriatric-mom-life-premium-chaos-premium-t-shirt\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/p01i5.jpg?v=1782601308\" alt=\"Geriatric Mom Life Premium Chaos Premium T-Shirt\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eGeriatric Mom Life Premium Chaos Premium T-Shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51919281193176,"sku":"GML-PREMIUM-TOTE-01","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-premium-canvas-bag-01-img2-logo.jpg?v=1782601332"},{"product_id":"soft-life-mom-edition-premium-canvas-tote-bag","title":"Soft Life Mom Edition Premium Canvas Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eSoft life, mom edition: fewer unnecessary decisions, more useful systems, and a bag that can hold snacks without pretending life is a catalog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBest match for moms who love routines, pickup orders, shortcuts, and calm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStrong tie-in for the AI Mom Life resources and setup service.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUseful for daily errands, baby supplies, books, and small reset kits.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA softer visual lane for Pinterest and email.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGift note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Buying for another mom? 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Check the product selectors and details before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Follow the care instructions on the product page or item label to help the design stay looking its best.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51919287255256,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-premium-canvas-bag-02-img2-logo.jpg?v=1782601605"},{"product_id":"bougie-bedtime-club-premium-canvas-tote-bag","title":"Bougie Bedtime Club Premium Canvas Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Bougie Bedtime Club Premium Canvas Tote Bag is a mom-life canvas tote bag from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, stylish mom friends, and advanced maternal age moms who want grown-woman humor with everyday polish. This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for stylish moms, polished mom friends, elevated everyday outfit lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. 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This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for stylish moms, polished mom friends, elevated everyday outfit lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. 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This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for stylish moms, polished mom friends, elevated everyday outfit lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. 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This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for stylish moms, polished mom friends, elevated everyday outfit lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. 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This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for stylish moms, polished mom friends, elevated everyday outfit lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. 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This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for stylish moms, polished mom friends, elevated everyday outfit lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. 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Check the product selectors and details before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Follow the care instructions on the product page or item label to help the design stay looking its best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:700;\"\u003ePolished chaos starter set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003ePair it with the Premium Chaos Tee for the full GML mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.geriatricmomlife.org\/products\/gml-01-geriatric-mom-life-premium-chaos-premium-t-shirt\"\u003eShop the pairing\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51919300264152,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-premium-canvas-bag-10-img2-logo.jpg?v=1782602134"},{"product_id":"motherhood-hits-different-after-35-premium-canvas-tote-bag","title":"Motherhood Hits Different After 35 Premium Canvas Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Motherhood Hits Different After 35 Premium Canvas Tote Bag is a mom-life canvas tote bag from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, stylish mom friends, and advanced maternal age moms who want grown-woman humor with everyday polish. This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for stylish moms, polished mom friends, elevated everyday outfit lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. 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This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for stylish moms, polished mom friends, elevated everyday outfit lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. 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This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for stylish moms, polished mom friends, elevated everyday outfit lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. Pair it with the matching shirt for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/geriatric-mom-life-luxury-in-the-little-years-premium-t-shirt\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/p13i5.jpg?v=1782602418\" alt=\"Geriatric Mom Life Luxury In The Little Years Premium T-Shirt\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eGeriatric Mom Life Luxury In The Little Years Premium T-Shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51919306522840,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-premium-canvas-bag-13-img2-logo.jpg?v=1782602422"},{"product_id":"expensive-taste-exhausted-face-premium-canvas-tote-bag","title":"Expensive Taste Exhausted Face Premium Canvas Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Expensive Taste Exhausted Face Premium Canvas Tote Bag is a mom-life canvas tote bag from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, stylish mom friends, and advanced maternal age moms who want grown-woman humor with everyday polish. This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for stylish moms, polished mom friends, elevated everyday outfit lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. 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Check the product selectors and details before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Follow the care instructions on the product page or item label to help the design stay looking its best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eCoffee before commentary\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003ePair this tote with a GML tee for a peacekeeping gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.geriatricmomlife.org\/products\/gml-01-geriatric-mom-life-premium-chaos-premium-t-shirt\"\u003eShop the pairing\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51919306588376,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-premium-canvas-bag-15-img2-logo.jpg?v=1782602489"},{"product_id":"pearls-before-playdates-premium-canvas-tote-bag","title":"Pearls Before Playdates Premium Canvas Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Pearls Before Playdates Premium Canvas Tote Bag is a mom-life canvas tote bag from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, stylish mom friends, and advanced maternal age moms who want grown-woman humor with everyday polish. This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for stylish moms, polished mom friends, elevated everyday outfit lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. 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This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for garden moms, plant lovers, farmers market friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it to the garden center, farmers market, school pickup, errands, coffee runs, or weekend plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. 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Check the product selectors and details before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Follow the care instructions on the product page or item label to help the design stay looking its best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eStart the club\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003eAdd the Premium Chaos Tee as the unofficial club uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.geriatricmomlife.org\/products\/gml-01-geriatric-mom-life-premium-chaos-premium-t-shirt\"\u003eShop the pairing\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51919312126168,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-premium-canvas-bag-20-img2-logo.jpg?v=1782602851"},{"product_id":"dead-tired-since-35-large-cricut-tote-bag","title":"Dead Tired Since 35 Large Cricut Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Dead Tired Since 35 Large Cricut Tote Bag is a funny dark-humor mom canvas tote bag from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, and advanced maternal age moms who like their motherhood jokes honest. 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This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. 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Pair it with the matching shirt for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/bedtime-hostage-negotiation-womens-bella-canvas-graphic-tee\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-05-05-bedtime-hostage-negotiation-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610413\" alt=\"Bedtime Hostage Negotiation Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eBedtime Hostage Negotiation Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51919388573912,"sku":"GML-TOTE-DH-05","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-05-05-bedtime-hostage-negotiation-design-detail_48e32f37-311b-4c2d-b02e-f9979c241e15.jpg?v=1782610875"},{"product_id":"high-risk-low-patience-large-cricut-tote-bag","title":"High Risk Low Patience Large Cricut Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe High Risk Low Patience Large Cricut Tote Bag is a funny dark-humor mom canvas tote bag from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, and advanced maternal age moms who like their motherhood jokes honest. This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. 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This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. 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This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. Pair it with the matching shirt for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/screaming-internally-since-35-womens-bella-canvas-graphic-tee\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-08-08-screaming-internally-since-35-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610441\" alt=\"Screaming Internally Since 35 Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eScreaming Internally Since 35 Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51919402696920,"sku":"GML-TOTE-DH-08","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-08-08-screaming-internally-since-35-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610441"},{"product_id":"sleep-deprived-slightly-haunted-large-cricut-tote-bag","title":"Sleep Deprived Slightly Haunted Large Cricut Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Sleep Deprived Slightly Haunted Large Cricut Tote Bag is a funny dark-humor mom canvas tote bag from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, and advanced maternal age moms who like their motherhood jokes honest. This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. Pair it with the matching shirt for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/sleep-deprived-slightly-haunted-womens-bella-canvas-graphic-tee\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-09-09-sleep-deprived-slightly-haunted-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610450\" alt=\"Sleep Deprived Slightly Haunted Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eSleep Deprived Slightly Haunted Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51919402729688,"sku":"GML-TOTE-DH-09","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-09-09-sleep-deprived-slightly-haunted-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610450"},{"product_id":"snack-dealer-with-joint-pain-large-cricut-tote-bag","title":"Snack Dealer With Joint Pain Large Cricut Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Snack Dealer With Joint Pain Large Cricut Tote Bag is a funny dark-humor mom canvas tote bag from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, and advanced maternal age moms who like their motherhood jokes honest. This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. 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This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. Pair it with the matching shirt for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/raising-kids-lowering-expectations-womens-bella-canvas-graphic-tee\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-11-11-raising-kids-lowering-expectations-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610509\" alt=\"Raising Kids Lowering Expectations Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eRaising Kids Lowering Expectations Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51919402860760,"sku":"GML-TOTE-DH-11","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/gml-dh-11-11-raising-kids-lowering-expectations-design-detail.jpg?v=1782610509"},{"product_id":"i-need-a-minute-and-a-chiropractor-large-cricut-tote-bag","title":"I Need A Minute And A Chiropractor Large Cricut Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Need A Minute And A Chiropractor Large Cricut Tote Bag is a funny dark-humor mom canvas tote bag from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, and advanced maternal age moms who like their motherhood jokes honest. 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This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. 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This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for sarcastic mom friends, dark-humor moms, brutally honest moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, book club, travel days, work, or everyday mom-life chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. 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This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for garden moms, plant lovers, farmers market friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it to the garden center, farmers market, school pickup, errands, coffee runs, or weekend plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. 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This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for garden moms, plant lovers, farmers market friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it to the garden center, farmers market, school pickup, errands, coffee runs, or weekend plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. Pair it with the matching shirt for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/pearls-in-the-potting-shed-women-s-bella-canvas-graphic-tee\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/02-pearls-in-the-potting-shed-logo-detail.jpg?v=1783166868\" alt=\"Pearls In The Potting Shed Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003ePearls In The Potting Shed Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51946030203096,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/02-pearls-in-the-potting-shed-logo-detail_d30ea024-640b-4ea8-b42d-a41d1803111c.jpg?v=1783166874"},{"product_id":"advanced-maternal-garden-society-large-cricut-tote-bag","title":"Advanced Maternal Garden Society Large Cricut Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Advanced Maternal Garden Society Large Cricut Tote Bag is a garden mom canvas tote bag from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, garden moms, plant lovers, and advanced maternal age moms growing kids, standards, and maybe tomatoes. This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for garden moms, plant lovers, farmers market friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it to the garden center, farmers market, school pickup, errands, coffee runs, or weekend plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. 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This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for garden moms, plant lovers, farmers market friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it to the garden center, farmers market, school pickup, errands, coffee runs, or weekend plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. 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This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for garden moms, plant lovers, farmers market friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it to the garden center, farmers market, school pickup, errands, coffee runs, or weekend plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. Pair it with the matching shirt for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/bloom-late-hydrate-often-women-s-bella-canvas-graphic-tee\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/05-bloom-late-hydrate-often-logo-detail.jpg?v=1783166906\" alt=\"Bloom Late Hydrate Often Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eBloom Late Hydrate Often Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51946041180376,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/05-bloom-late-hydrate-often-logo-detail_04d60337-9668-48dd-9168-c964f41c4add.jpg?v=1783166913"},{"product_id":"composting-my-patience-large-cricut-tote-bag","title":"Composting My Patience Large Cricut Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Composting My Patience Large Cricut Tote Bag is a garden mom canvas tote bag from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, garden moms, plant lovers, and advanced maternal age moms growing kids, standards, and maybe tomatoes. This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for garden moms, plant lovers, farmers market friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it to the garden center, farmers market, school pickup, errands, coffee runs, or weekend plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. Pair it with the matching shirt for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/composting-my-patience-women-s-bella-canvas-graphic-tee\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/06-composting-my-patience-logo-detail.jpg?v=1783166920\" alt=\"Composting My Patience Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eComposting My Patience Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51946043408600,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/06-composting-my-patience-logo-detail_09a797a4-effe-40fa-a81f-a5482c31b670.jpg?v=1783166926"},{"product_id":"pruning-standards-raising-kids-large-cricut-tote-bag","title":"Pruning Standards Raising Kids Large Cricut Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Pruning Standards Raising Kids Large Cricut Tote Bag is a garden mom canvas tote bag from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, garden moms, plant lovers, and advanced maternal age moms growing kids, standards, and maybe tomatoes. This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for garden moms, plant lovers, farmers market friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it to the garden center, farmers market, school pickup, errands, coffee runs, or weekend plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. Pair it with the matching shirt for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/pruning-standards-raising-kids-women-s-bella-canvas-graphic-tee\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/07-pruning-standards-raising-kids-logo-detail.jpg?v=1783166932\" alt=\"Pruning Standards Raising Kids Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003ePruning Standards Raising Kids Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51946046587096,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/07-pruning-standards-raising-kids-logo-detail_988a623f-9a54-4bd5-9d45-7490e82b19e1.jpg?v=1783166939"},{"product_id":"overstimulated-at-the-yacht-club-large-cricut-tote-bag","title":"Overstimulated At The Yacht Club Large Cricut Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Overstimulated At The Yacht Club Large Cricut Tote Bag is a travel mom canvas tote bag from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, vacation moms, cruise moms, beach-trip planners, and advanced maternal age moms coordinating everyone else's chaos. This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for travel moms, vacation moms, cruise moms, beach-trip moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for road trips, beach days, cruises, airport snacks, errands, school pickup, or weekend plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. Pair it with the matching shirt for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/overstimulated-at-the-yacht-club-women-s-bella-canvas-graphic-tee\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/08-overstimulated-at-the-yacht-club-logo-detail.jpg?v=1783166945\" alt=\"Overstimulated At The Yacht Club Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eOverstimulated At The Yacht Club Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51946048848088,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/08-overstimulated-at-the-yacht-club-logo-detail_3ea6d52f-fc81-44ec-b80b-4923dde36189.jpg?v=1783166952"},{"product_id":"yacht-club-meltdown-committee-large-cricut-tote-bag","title":"Yacht Club Meltdown Committee Large Cricut Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Yacht Club Meltdown Committee Large Cricut Tote Bag is a travel mom canvas tote bag from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, vacation moms, cruise moms, beach-trip planners, and advanced maternal age moms coordinating everyone else's chaos. This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for travel moms, vacation moms, cruise moms, beach-trip moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for road trips, beach days, cruises, airport snacks, errands, school pickup, or weekend plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. Pair it with the matching shirt for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/yacht-club-meltdown-committee-women-s-bella-canvas-graphic-tee\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/09-yacht-club-meltdown-committee-logo-detail.jpg?v=1783166958\" alt=\"Yacht Club Meltdown Committee Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eYacht Club Meltdown Committee Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51946051141848,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/09-yacht-club-meltdown-committee-logo-detail_3fe042ef-c8da-4e55-bdf6-f507d5403bf4.jpg?v=1783166964"},{"product_id":"nautical-but-not-available-large-cricut-tote-bag","title":"Nautical But Not Available Large Cricut Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Nautical But Not Available Large Cricut Tote Bag is a travel mom canvas tote bag from Geriatric Mom Life for older moms, moms over 35, vacation moms, cruise moms, beach-trip planners, and advanced maternal age moms coordinating everyone else's chaos. This canvas tote is made for moms with grown-woman humor, real-life motherhood energy, and a soft spot for gifts that feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift for an older mom for many occasions, including Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, holidays, girls' trips, book club gift exchanges, or a just-because surprise for travel moms, vacation moms, cruise moms, beach-trip moms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it for road trips, beach days, cruises, airport snacks, errands, school pickup, or weekend plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roomy canvas-bag style is easy to use for everyday carry, gifting, errands, and matching mom-life outfits. Pair it with the matching shirt for a complete Geriatric Mom Life gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_START --\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:18px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #e7ded2;border-radius:8px;background:#fbf8f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eComplete the gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/nautical-but-not-available-women-s-bella-canvas-graphic-tee\" style=\"display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:center;text-decoration:none;color:inherit;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/11-nautical-but-not-available-logo-detail.jpg?v=1783166973\" alt=\"Nautical But Not Available Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\" style=\"width:88px;max-width:32%;height:auto;border-radius:6px;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAdd the matching shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:2px;\"\u003eNautical But Not Available Women's Bella Canvas Graphic Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- GML_MATCHING_SHIRT_UPSELL_END --\u003e","brand":"Geriatric Mom Life","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51946056679640,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8535\/4456\/files\/11-nautical-but-not-available-logo-detail_28c823d3-0d23-4d19-818b-12fecbc2402a.jpg?v=1783166979"}],"url":"https:\/\/shop.geriatricmomlife.org\/collections\/canvas-bags.oembed?page=6","provider":"Geriatric Mom Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}